MissBristow

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The White City by skeletonzoo, literature

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The White City

We take great pride in our city. The buildings are scrubbed a gleaming white and on the streets everyday we sweep the blemishes away. Our women are prim and ladylike; our men the picture of chivalry. Trading roads pass by our city, bringing us great riches. Our clean, proper way of life is the envy of our neighbors. We are truly the jewel of the desert. That is not to say that we don't have hearts. When the poor vagabonds come to us through the dusty roads and stop in our public squares, begging for food through plucked strings and sorrowful tales, we generally oblige them a few scraps before we ask them to move on. And if they do not go wi

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Deviant for 20 years
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Current Residence: Ohio
Favourite genre of music: Rock in general
Operating System: A brain that usually fails me
Shell of choice: Conch. You can hear the ocean in those, ya`know
Skin of choice: Turkey.
Favourite cartoon character: Gir, Peter, and other ones.
Personal Quote: Equations are the Devil's sentences.

Favourite Visual Artist

Whoever is in my favorites & watch list. And Monet.

Favourite Movies

Forty year old virgin, Wayne's World, Edward Scissor Hands, and *nearly* any nerd-like movie

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Jamie Cullum, Modest Mouse, The Killers

Favourite Writers

About every author's books that I've read and liked

Tools of the Trade

Watercolor, pencil, oil pastels, & charcoal + white chalk

Other Interests

Friends, labradors, kitties, reading, music + concerts, coffee, movies, day dreaming, Florida

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MissBristow

Jun 3, 2006

I could teach Carmen Electra a thing or two

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HAHAHA..AHHHA..ahhaha.hah........ha... Your Stripper Song Is Closer by Nine Inch Nails "You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I?ve got no Soul to tell" When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy. What Song Should You Strip To? :D that made me giggle inSANEly since I'd just bought the album after listening to it during a camping trip this past week. When I heard this song and seriously instantly fell in love with it, hence my cackles. And that was my update. :heart:

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MissBristow

Mar 11, 2006

Sketches

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Well, I am still sketching and doodling, just much much more rarely now that I've gotten my midterm grades back and realized how much more work I have to do. Somebody please, beat my English professor up-I'll help. You buy the ski masks, it'll be too obvious for the police when they come looking for me ;)

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MissBristow

Feb 11, 2006

What Professors/Teachers Mean

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This needs some minor revision. = I never actually got around to reading this. My office hours are by appointment only = I like to get out of here early. Ten percent of your grade is based on class participation. = I'll be fudging your grades. This won't be on the test. = Nap time! Bring the text to class. = I don't have a clue how to lecture - we'll just kill time with group read-alongs. I'm not fully up to speed on that. = I've got my head up my ass. I don't have the latest department guidelines... = I've got my head up my ass. Let's check with Dr. So-and-so on that before we proceed... = I've got my head up his/her ass. Talk to th

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Zmarzlena

Mar 13, 2007

Hi there! Alias fan : )

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Dec 30, 2006

!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!

It's 30th December which means it's your special day. Hoping you have a fantastic birthday, get some nice gifts and generally get to enjoy it lots.

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XxMesokrazyxX

Sep 1, 2006

well miss bristow i see ur a fan of alias i love alias to jennifer garner im in love with check out some of my drawings of her feel free to tell me if theres ne thing wrong with them fans always have the best views on that kind of stuff. thanks + i love ur work